Tuesday, November 8, 2011

BAD GIRLS CLUB SEASON 7 REUNION RECAP

This season of Bad Girls club left us with Shelly getting a Big Ass Whooping that she well deserved! You messed with the contacts ok, own up to it!
Now to the reunion show where more drama starts......
First let's talk about who dressed up these girls? From Nastasia's pink tutu and Shelly's not so flattering dress to all the girls having hard looking hair? What were the STYLIST thinking about? Even Perez looked washed out!
Look at those LEGS!! Ms.Voodoo is like...WHOA GIRL....COVER THOSE LEGS!!
OK,,,,Back to the Drama....


Shelly says surviving the Bad Girls Club isn’t about physical strength, it’s about mental strength.
Perez asks what’s up with Judi’s purse, why she brings it everywhere with her. She explains you always need your faded cap, bottle of vodka, flashlight, and vibrator.

Tiara demonstrates that she can now dance like a black girl. Why is Perez Hilton wearing a kilt? Or is it just a skirt? It looks like a kilt.

Perez says Shelly bullied Judi in the beginning of the season. She claims it was “tough love.” Judi says that she and Shelly had good times, but that when Shelly bullied her it made her more crazy.
Tiara calls out Shelly for moving Judi’s shit. Judi says that she and Shelly have a hate/love relationship. Whether this is an intentional inversion of the expression or Judi actually thinks that’s the right way to say it is unclear.

Nastasia arrives on the scene after the other girls, since she was technically kicked off the show. Shelly gives her a nasty look as she makes her entrance.

Judi says her initial reaction to Shelly saying Nastasia wanted her out of the house was shock and embarassment but that she’s over that and Nastasia definitely loves her. Angelic says that everyone in the house had a moment when they wanted Judi out of the house. Tiara thinks Nastasia really was ready to kick Judi out of the house. Nastasia claims her plan was never to kick Judi out. That seems somewhat believable. She had to seem to not care if Judi was kicked out to to appease Shelly and get Tasha out of the house. If she really wanted Judi out of the house, she could have gotten her out of the house. Nastasia and Shelly start yelling at each other about their scheming.

Judi says she was a different person walking out of the house than she was walking into it and that she learned a lot. Nastasia says she has a sister-like relationship with Judi and that they’re still in touch. A surprising lack of drama so far. That can’t last for long…

Shelly doesn’t look happy when Perez says Nastasia kicked her ass. She laughs when they show the clip of her messing with Nastasia’s contacts and then Nastasia asking who did it. Nastasia is delighted by the clip of her kicking Shelly’s ass and starts clapping.

Shelly explains that the eye makeup remover she put in Nastasia’s contacts is safe for the eyes. Okay, sure Shelly. You’re so considerate.
Nastasia says she liked Shelly when she first came in the house but not once she realized she was a bully. Shelly says she didn’t care if Nastasia was her friend or not.

Perez says that he appreciated Shelly standing up to homophobic comments. Shelly says she has a heart that never stops giving. Then she calls Nastasia fake. They start arguing and Nastasia calls Shelly a simple whore. Then she tells her she got her ass whooped. She gets all up in Shelly’s face and calls her a punk. Eventually, Shelly gets up and tries to land a shot. They start to tussle, but security intervenes. Shelly gets free and goes after Nastasia again and tries to get in more shots. She’s quickly pulled back again. They exchange pleasantries, with Nastasia telling Shelly she looks like a hermaphrodite.

Cheyenne arrives and everyone glares at her. Tiara says Cheyenne is a sweet girl but things she did annoyed her. Cheyenne says they overreacted to her leaving stuff on the floor one time, but the other girls say it was all the time. Nastasia says she liked Cheyenne at first but once she figured out who she was she didn’t like her.

Judi claims that Ms. Voodoo says she’s a bigger star than Tasha. Out steps Tasha and everyone tries not to puke. Perez asks if anyone didn’t find Tasha annoying and no one answers, not even Shelly. He gives her an award for being his least favorite housemate. He asks if she thinks she’s classier than the other girls, and she skirts the answer. Tasha says she doesn’t even understand where Judi’s coming from. She also doesn’t know the meaning of the word “classy.”

Perez asks why Nastasia wanted to kick Tasha out of the house so badly, and Nastasia says that she was getting on everyone’s nerves with her complaining. Tasha says that her friends in the house were Shelly and Priscilla.

Priscilla comes out next and takes her seat. That Priscilla and that voice, just makes me shiver, such a dirty girl. Judi says that somebody had to go first and it ended up being Priscilla. She says that Tasha’s cheap shot during her fight with Priscilla was not classy at all and that she’s the fakest bitch in the house.

Tasha tells Nastasia “Come right here and fight me.” Nastasia takes her boots off and tells her to bring it, and that’s where part 1 ends.

Can't wait till next week when more drama is to come......

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